Today I challenged Tyler to a fight - so I took off my cute gold sandals - and glared at him; daring him to make the first move. He jabbed to the left - I dodged to the right. He followed but it was a fake and I had him chasing me all around!
He never stood a chance and turned tail in defeat. But wait! He was headed right to my cute gold sandals! No! This can't happen! How does he know my only weakness? I watched in horror as he picked up my sandal and carried it around the room.
He had what I wanted in the grip of his mighty fangs! How can I save them? Every possible scenario ran through my mind. Nothing. I admitted defeat and he politely dropped the sandal.
I walked away with the gold - but he was the true and generous winner.
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